Unreal… the DEA has agents that need “training and guidance” to know not to whore with prostitutes provided by drug cartels.
The Administrator of the Drug Enforcement Administration, Michelle Leonhart, Tuesday faced a grueling three-hour inquisition from the House Oversight Committee over an Inspector General’s report that found DEA agents in Bogota, Colombia engaged in “sex parties” with prostitutes and that the parties were paid for by the very drug cartels the DEA was sent to fight.
“This behavior is not acceptable,” Leonhart said in her opening statement. “It is my hope that the additional training and guidance we have provided to all personnel – particularly those stationed overseas – will prevent similar incidents from occurring in the future.”
Imagine the training material:
Drugs = BAD!
Prostitutes = BAD!
Prostitutes supplied by drug cartels = REALLY REALLY BAD!
Seinfeld moment: “Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I’m sorry, I’m gonna have to plead ignorance on this thing, because if I had known that sort of thing was frowned upon…”